Stingley’s Corner

Who is Smokey The Squirrel? There is a little Smokey in all of us, and he represents, well, a high squirrel which I came up with while I was high and thinking about a cool mascot.

Stingley’s Story

Smokey the Squirrely got his name back in the great Chicago Fire of 1929. Smokey had a particular love for the smell of Marijuana and would scour the city in search of the dankest herbz.

One day, Smokey found a large pasture with Marijuana plants as far as he could see. Filled with excitement, Smokey grabbed as much as he could and took it home with him. He lived in an old farmer’s small barn who had milking cows.

Smokey stuffed his storage vault with as many herbs as he could until nightfall. He was so worried about getting as much Marijuana in his storage in the barn that he forgot to leave enough room for himself to sleep.

Smokey decided to sleep on the other side of the barn when a woman carrying a lantern walked in the barn and as he turned, he scared a cow, which kicked the lantern over, and thus, Smokey had his first high experience. Even the cow was fascinated with the enjoyable aroma and pleasing side effects of the plant the squirrel had stocked in the barn. Even the woman seemed to just laugh at the fire as she drank some milk while chewing on some peanuts Smokey had sitting on a ledge.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the honest truth of the Chicago Fire. Since that day Smokey continues to smoke and find the best budz in Chi-Town. You can find him on the streets often telling passerby about the fire and his love for doja.